A wise man will bring an umbrella, a wealthy man will purchase one, but a practical one will look up at the sky and see it is not actually raining.
a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink
oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to members of her family. thanks for this great post officialunitedstates
no problem I’m glad you liked it
the shocking truth is revealed
"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good